Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 85 (Short Shorts Special)

Some guys just know how to wear shorts…and some guys even know how to wear short shiny shorts, even though it’s not fashionably acceptable. They all should, of course, be tied up.

If you go on a train wearing short shorts like these, you absolutely shouldn’t be surprised if people take secret photos of you…

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…short white nylon shorts…watch out when they get wet…all could be revealed…

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This guy is already offering himself up to be tied. Quick…where are the ropes?

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Selfie…is he trying to convince people he’s on holiday?

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Look at my balls…er…ball!

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 83 (Football Special)

There are plenty of fit footballers out there who should be kidnapped, roped or chained and then put on display wearing only their soccer strips…

…full shiny nylon kits are a must…

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…although shorts only is always a good look…

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…this soccer player fancies himself a little too much…he needs to be kidnapped and roped REALLY tightly…

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….Theo Walcott (on the left) would be a prize kidnap victim…

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…football shorts tend to be made from thin and revealing material…constant adjustments are required to ensure modesty is maintained…this footballer’s hands need to be tied behind his back…

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 82 (Under Armour Special)

Guys who flaunt their bodies wearing only tight and revealing under armour should definitely be kidnapped, restrained and then displayed for all to see. After all, that’s clearly what they want…isn’t it?

Look at this guy! He’s not even in a gym and yet he’s stripped down to his skintight shorts. He’s just asking to be abducted, chained up and displayed.

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This guy also seems to have lost his way to the gym. Luckily, something in his tight shorts seems to be pointing the way.

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Bulging muscles…bulging shorts…

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His Nike Pro Combat shorts suggest that he’s ready for action…

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 81 (Tight Jeans Special 2)

All of these guys have mastered the art of wearing tight jeans and therefore need to be abducted and then trussed up tightly using lots and lots of rope.

Daniel has definitely learned how to wear tight denim…and very little else…

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Someone needs to have a word with this fella and suggest that his jeans are perhaps a little too tight…you need to have room to maneuver down there…

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…skinny, spray on jeans…definitely good…

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…tight jeans…tight abs…what else is there to say?

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…stand this guy up…rope his hands behind his back immediately…expose those abs…

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Someone has clearly carved this guy’s physique using a hammer and chisel.

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 80 (Tight Jeans Special)

Wearing a pair of jeans, like wearing shorts, is a skill which only some people can do really well…especially these days with jeans getting fashionably tighter again. These guys have mastered it…and so they deserve to be kidnapped, tied up tight and then exhibited for all to see…

…tight jeans…needs tight ropes…

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‘What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monsterrrrrrr?’

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Shirtless with abs which are clearly polished on a regular basis…a good look!

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Another shot for the collection of shirtless Facebook profile pics…and why not?

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‘I just need to show a little more v-line…’

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 79 (Bumper Easter Shorts Special 3)

Here’s another set of guys who know how to look cool wearing only the skimpiest of tight little shorts. Tie them up. Tie them up now!!

This guy is wearing those tight shorts simply to reinforce a stereotype. Would he really go out training look like that? Really? If he was a long distance runner, he’d get friction burns!

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‘Package for delivery…’

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Here I am…wearing my tight little white shorts…looking cool and collected…in black and white because it makes me look sexier…

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He knows he looks good in that skintight gear…and he knows instantly where people are going to be looking when they meet him…

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This guy is clearly having a shorts malfunction…(if these animated GIFs don’t display correctly, click on them until they’re in their own windows)

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 78 (Shorts Special 2)

Guys who can wear shorts properly (especially skintight little lycra shorts) deserve to be kidnapped, restrained and then have their shorts clad bodies displayed for all to see…

…when this guy was pulling on his shorts that morning he must have noticed how he looked…and he must have realised that everyone else was going to notice as well…

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…in the 80s, everyone wore these little shorts without the slightest hint of shame…they were called ‘nutcrunchers’…can you see why?…

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…the express on this guy’s face is clearly saying, ‘Yep, I know I look good in these shorts…and you know I look good as well…’

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…I suggest a football kit redesign…boots, socks and shin pads as normal…no shirt and much tighter shorts…something like this…

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